Alexander Keith's guy: pedophile?
The mutton-chopped Scot famous for berating pub patrons in a series of TV commercials for Alexander Keith's beer, is facing child pornography charges.
...Police allege that more than 1,000 electronic files, including pictures and movies, of "prepubescent children engaged in sexual activity" were found on a computer. Some of the images - showing children having vaginal, anal and oral sex with adults - involve girls and boys as young as one year old.
Classified under: Alexander Keiths,beer
posted by Rob at
11:20 AM
2 Comments:
That's pretty awful.
But what really made me go what the fuck was the end of the article:
"Const. Scott Purches said the police search of Smith's home revealed that the actor does indeed drink Keith's - and Corona."
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING. You're reporting on a serious, serious allegation. . . WHY in God's name would you mention something like that at the end? It has nothing to do with the article, and makes light of the charges. BOO.
By
Heather Salmon, at February 22, 2006 1:06 AM
It's crass, yes, but it's a question that I'm sure that everyone wants the answer for.
By
Rob, at February 22, 2006 4:36 AM
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